Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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