she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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