dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
What changed your mind?
Being sober
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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