As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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