Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Randomize
