she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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