I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
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Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
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Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize