bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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