She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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