In the future we'll all be gay
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
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Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
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Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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