Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
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i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
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You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
last night I used snow as a chaser
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