I faked an abortion last night.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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