Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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