Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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