remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
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It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
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If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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