Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
You need a sexual gate keeper
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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