I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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