They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
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WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
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Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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