we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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