Small penises have feelings too.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
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just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
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30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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