Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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