The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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