Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I could fuck to npr.
I touched a dick in church today
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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