the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
honey bunches of taint.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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