I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
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he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
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Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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