No awkward lesbian experiences without me
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
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he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
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If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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