This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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