Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
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Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
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Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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