Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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