I cockslap morals
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
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i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
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i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
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