i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
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dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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