when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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