I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
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Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Houston, we have a blender
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
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In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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