he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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