he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
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Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
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How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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