Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
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I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
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Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.