with your own penis?
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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