it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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