Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
