I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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