I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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