I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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