normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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