so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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