Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Still dying that you shit outside
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
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