Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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