belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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