that's an acceptable place to lick
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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