we're blogging at a bar
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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