awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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