I accidentally had phone sex last night
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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