I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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