I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I don't think brook has ever known best
He uses pillows to masturbate.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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