whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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