I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
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Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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